Illustrating intentions

It never rains, but it pours. Both of my guys are back in town.

I’ve already heard from Ted and I can see Paul in his office. There’s been quite a stream of texts and emails already this morning from both of them and as you can imagine they have all been pleasantly suggestive about what they each want to do to me.

While the Irishman used words to describe exactly how he wants to take me, my boss has chosen to illustrate his intentions with the attached photograph.

I’ve told both of them that the fairest way to proceed from here would be by using the principle of first come first served.