Alice’s relationship with the
Italian lesbian waitress raged for nearly all of 2013.
I didn’t like her because I
think she’s fat, ugly and charmless, but that was probably mostly fuelled by me
being dreadfully jealous of their friendship. I chatted to Alice on the phone all
summer and did my best to avoid telling her that her girlfriend is a horrible
witch and that she could do much better (by
that I meant me) but Lora and Charlie the beautiful redhead agreed with me
that Alice was wasting her charms on the Mediterranean harpy.
I got so jealous that, with
Lora’s blessing I invited myself to Brighton one weekend and then brazenly invited
myself into Alice’s bedroom. I weaselled my way into Alice’s bed, got onto my
knees and offered my cunt to the waitress on the condition that I could go down
on the pixie-haired object of my desire while the Italian witch fucked me with
a strap-on.
Although tasting Alice’s cunt
again was one of the highlights of my
summer, I failed to separate them and reclaim the girl I introduced to Lezzie
sex-action as my own.
In the morning, after Alice
and her lover had gone out, I went to Lora’s room and simply burst into floods
of tears. I still would be sobbing now if they hadn’t comforted me with a
threesome that lasted all of Sunday.
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