In other news, Lora is now so
in love with Charlie the beautiful redhead and living the life of a full-on
Brighton lesbian, that she is now talking about getting married.
I am of course
incredibly happy for her (and I temper this happiness by seeking assurances
that I can join them in all-girl threesomes whenever I am selfish enough to
demand them) and I have been looking at nice dresses and fascinators in
anticipation of the day being set.
There’s a small bit of grit in
the oyster-shell of loveliness in that Lora continues to be very broody.
Personally I think she’ll be a completely awful mother, if either woman are
able to show natural maternal instincts it’s more likely to be Charlie, but
whatever!
Lora wants Ted to get her pregnant. Ted is quite happy with the
concept of being the father of Lora and Charlie’s child, but he doesn’t want to
do it in a turkey-baster style. Being Irish, he says that it’s the same with
racehorses, the stallion has to service
the mare. I can see where he’s coming from. But that’s largely because I
reckon that if he is going to insist on fucking her to get her knocked up I
know that I will be involved somewhere along the line.
What this all means is that
Lora watches her calendar religiously and summons the Irishman to her place
when she is ovulating. Originally it meant candles and romance (albeit with
myself and Charlie enjoying the spectacle in a randy-bitch-trying-not-get-involved
kind of way) but as yet she hasn’t conceived.
Ted has been to a clinic in
Harley Street and had a wank into a petri-dish, so we know there’s nothing
wrong with his semen. It’s just a matter of time. And that means that once a
month, Lora gets fucked stupid in her bedroom while I have my wicked way with
Charlie in front of the telly downstairs while they're at it.
The things I do to become a
Godmother eh?
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