Godmother

In other news, Lora is now so in love with Charlie the beautiful redhead and living the life of a full-on Brighton lesbian, that she is now talking about getting married. 

I am of course incredibly happy for her (and I temper this happiness by seeking assurances that I can join them in all-girl threesomes whenever I am selfish enough to demand them) and I have been looking at nice dresses and fascinators in anticipation of the day being set.

There’s a small bit of grit in the oyster-shell of loveliness in that Lora continues to be very broody. Personally I think she’ll be a completely awful mother, if either woman are able to show natural maternal instincts it’s more likely to be Charlie, but whatever! 

Lora wants Ted to get her pregnant. Ted is quite happy with the concept of being the father of Lora and Charlie’s child, but he doesn’t want to do it in a turkey-baster style. Being Irish, he says that it’s the same with racehorses, the stallion has to service the mare. I can see where he’s coming from. But that’s largely because I reckon that if he is going to insist on fucking her to get her knocked up I know that I will be involved somewhere along the line.

What this all means is that Lora watches her calendar religiously and summons the Irishman to her place when she is ovulating. Originally it meant candles and romance (albeit with myself and Charlie enjoying the spectacle in a randy-bitch-trying-not-get-involved kind of way) but as yet she hasn’t conceived.

Ted has been to a clinic in Harley Street and had a wank into a petri-dish, so we know there’s nothing wrong with his semen. It’s just a matter of time. And that means that once a month, Lora gets fucked stupid in her bedroom while I have my wicked way with Charlie in front of the telly downstairs while they're at it.

The things I do to become a Godmother eh?

Quite enough gin and tonic

Since I came back to London from Christmas I have only had two cocks in my cunt. I have fucked my boss and I have fucked Ted. I have had plenty of girly sex. Largely thanks to having a pretty little teenager crawling into my bed most nights since January. I don’t like to sound like I’d complain about things like that, but earlier this year I was something of a naughty girl.

When Chloe isn’t being ever so attentive, or when I’m introducing her to my girlfriends or strange and exotic Eastern European girls she hangs out with the spotty boy from the post-room at work with the unusually sweet tasting spunk. I actually rather like him, but I’m far too out of his league to give him the sound fucking he probably deserves. But that’s not to say that I don’t enjoy his cheeky humour or his company.

So one evening in early summer, after work I found myself sitting with Chloe in a pub with “Sugar” and a couple of his friends. When my flatmate had disappeared with the lad to suck him off in the toilets, I was indiscrete enough to tell the guys what was happening. Their reaction wasn’t exactly subtle. Boyish excitement and all that, but I’ll admit that I wasn’t as sophisticated and whatever as I should have been. They were quite cute lads and I’d had quite enough gin & tonics, so I blurted out, “Have you guys ever had a threesome?”

I ended up in their shared house in Muswell Hill with one guy in my pussy and the other in my arse.

Like I said, something of a naughty girl.

Leant against the cushions on the couch

We left him on the floor. His face and his hair were soaked in urine, he lay in a puddle of my piss and the four of us girls burst into laughter. His impressive erect cock lay over his stomach; he still had been denied the orgasm he craved.

Chloe was the first to take pity, so she straddled his prone body and took his dick, At first she took him in her young mouth, then she took him in her pussy. The two professionals encouraged her to fuck him hard (like she really needed the encouragement). The teenager dug her fingernails into Ted’s chest, raking his pecks and tearing against his nipples as she wriggled her pelvis over his. It was clear that she was fucking the prone Irishman for the enjoyment of her audience, and as we all watched her we called out our praise for her evident enthusiasm. She grabbed him by the shoulders and leaned against him, raising her hips off his dick and falling back to take his length into her your teenage pussy.

”I love watching Ted fuck her, I love looking at his cock inside her young cunt,” I said to the two women beside me.

My lover had pushed his dick into each of the women in the room, but he belonged to me. Every cunt he’d fucked had also been offered to me, and I’d taken each offer with relish. The Irishman’s cock was, and would always be, my gift to the girls I wanted to shag. So I knew that he would oblige me by only offering me his spunk. 

Ted’s cock serviced Chloe’s pussy. We all were turned on by watching them fuck, but the two other girls in the apartment knew that he would only cum inside me. Having got so far, having been inside two girls he had frequently masturbated to and avoiding spoiling the party, we knew that he could make the teenager orgasm without emptying his bollocks into her, and she wailed as she came around his dick.

Ted was obviously proud of himself.

The Model said, “We want to watch you fuck Jayne, Ted. As you’ve been so good as to exhibit such self-control, you can now fuck Jayne. You can fuck her until you cum, but you have to fuck her arse,” she said, "Jayne, get onto your hands and knees and get ready for this man’s dick”.

There was no way that I was going to deny her, so I got onto the floor, leant against the cushions on the couch and presented my bum to the Irishman. 

The Model crossed the room to the mantelpiece covered with sex-toys and retrieved the keys to the hand-cuffs. She released Ted’s wrists, and as I waited for him, he grasped my hips and pushed his cock into bum. His dick was slick with the moisture that each of the girl’s he’d fucked, but as he entered me my bum-hole burned. His entry made me wince but I wasn’t going to complain in front of my audience. He fucked me. He fucked me hard to relieve the desire he’d been building all evening. I loved it. His cock felt wonderful, deep in my bowels and the all-girl audience were whooping in delight. My hand was between my legs, fingering my empty cunt as he fucked my arse. Ted’s fingertips dug into my hips, I could feel his heavy balls swinging against my wet pussy as he fucked me up my arse. I grunted my pleasure. 

He fucked me so well that I could barely keep my eyes open. But I glanced around the room, our hostess had returned to the mantelpiece and from the corner of my eye I saw her take down the large, blue strap-on that lay in the centre of the display. As Ted rammed me, I watched her step into the harness, pull the straps tight across her bum and adjust the dildo protruding from her pubic mound and covering it with lube.

She approached Ted from behind. He was so preoccupied by being able to fuck me unfettered that he wasn’t aware of the Model settling onto her knees behind him. The first he knew was the sensation of her pushing the plastic cock into his arse. I felt him stop his thrusts and I knew that she had entered his rectum with her strap-on. 

He paused. He grunted. And he knew that as he continued to fuck me he’d feel the Model’s dildo inside him.

Because I knew he was being buggered as he bugged me I came within seconds. I howled with pure joy as his cock moved inside my arse. My body was shaking with ecstasy and a stream of obscenities flowed from my mouth. It was the best bum-fuck I had ever had and I grunted and grunted and grunted as he unloaded wave after wave of spunk inside me.

"I will piss over your face"

Ted’s mouth tasted of the flavour of the Model’s pussy and that of my flatmate when I kissed him. But it wasn’t me that fucked him next. I guided him onto his back affectionately then positioned my hips over his head. As his tongue caressed my clit and my cunt dripped into his open mouth, I promised him that the next pussy he’d feel around his dick would be the blonde girl he’s watched fuck on his computer. 

Eva settled over his cock, guiding his length into her cunt. With my legs astride his head and the girl whose images he’d masturbated to so often slipping his erection into her sex, he purred into my cunt.

We each rocked our hips over his body, fucking him slowly with determination. I remembered the times that I have pissed over his face, and I wanted to do the same again.

“If you make this girl cum,” I said, “I will piss over you face”

I felt him shudder with desire, and he thrust his dick into her more vigorously.

“Make me cum. Make me cum and accept Jayne’s piss into your mouth you dirty fucker,” Eva said.

Ted was lying on his back against the polished wooden floor, his hands were still shackled behind his back, but he thrust harder upwards into Eva’s pussy. I listened to her getting fucked, hearing her get closer to her climax, wishing my bladder would empty on command. We took his body, enjoying our exhibitionism, I felt his tongue and Eva felt his cock in our cunts. He performed brilliantly and when she started to cum, I raised my hips off the Irishman’s face a little. A tiny amount of urine leaked onto his face. I heard him gasp quietly, then the piss started to flow.

I covered his face, aiming the flow into his open mouth.

Against his face

It was Chloe who moved first. As Ted lay on the floor in front of the sofa she lowered her teenage cunt over his face. She reached behind herself to grab his dick and wanked him off slowly as she ground her pussy over his mouth. Three girls sat next to each other on the couch watching the teenager pleasure herself against his face.