Goldilocks

Last night I exchanged a few emails with a guy who was clearly wanking as he typed.

writing everything in lowercase letters and not using any punctuation marks at all even if its quite obvious where they should be is a bit of a give away

It was all very amusing you must understand and I did get to see a picture of his cock. I didn’t ask for it, but there have been many worse things that have happened to me that I’ve not asked for, so I’m not too bothered about the presumption.

I’ll admit that I have never seen such a long and thin dick before. It might just have been the photography, but it did look weird. I’m struggling to think of a proportional comparison. I feel a bit like Goldilocks.

In my mouth it would be too long.

In my pussy it would be too thin.

But up my arse it would be just right!